Now I have enjoyed my fair share of fantasy literature, having read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings when I was a kid, moved on to the Dragonlance saga read some good Alan Dean Foster stuff and particularly enjoyed Lovecraft’s and Poe’s works.
But what the frag is this all about?
The testimonials are fantastic.
Pity there’s not one that reads:
“Katherine was marvellous. After having trouble with mice under the shed I’d tried everything. Poison ladened cheese, giant cats, automatic weapons; you name it! I contacted Katherine (or was it she who contacted me?) and she materialised out of thin air at my doorstep. After explaining my plight she cast a “level 6 Goran’s Baleful Rodent Reaper” on my shed. The mice exploded instantly! I was so chuffed. Fortunately she had reduced her rate from $99 to $37 on that particular weekend.”
Frank Skinner once said that two words proceeding any sentence would make him believe the statement. “In America….”
It does mention at the very bottom of the page that Katherine and her staff….etc.. Now is that referring to staff who are people that work for her. Or is it the fabled ‘Staff of Bullshit’?