It seems that through some kind of strange scanning machinery that I’ve been discovered. I received word today that two famed blogs have now linked to the Orient. Dan’s “Is there food” and Ashleigh’s “Naked Cleaner” (from what I remember used to simply contain topless photos - but it was of Rob so it didn’t really count. Although certain female members of staff from a previous place of work would have felt a sudden rush of blood to their heads).
And so the pressure is on to deliver wit and wonder to the masses.